Ruin a wish

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very simple game

someone wishes for something - the next user grants the wish but with a negative side effect

example

ANON: i wish for some money
ANON 2: granted but it's all fake
i wish i won the lottery
ANON 3: granted but you lose your ticket

get the idea i'll start

i wish i was immortal

granted but u lost


i wish i was alive

granted but everyone else is dead

i wish i could never run out of food

granted but u cant drink



I wish i was a turtwig

granted but you're still in an egg

i wish i could be a salamence

granted but u will go down the evolution line


i wish i was the ultimate pokemon trainer

granted but the only pokemon you have are magikarps

i wish pokemon was the only anime left on this planet

Granted, but you get REALLY tired and fall out of the sky and break every bone in your body.

I wish I didn't have to dress up for our field trip tomorrow. (don't ask)

granted but you don't go on the field trip

i wish i was indestructable

grated but you're destroted before these powers are granted


I wish i didnt have to separate the darks from the lights

granted but they go together again

i wish for a million wishes

granted but then you dont know what to wish for

i wish for pie

granted but it's poison

i wish i had a genie's lamp

wait a sec YOU MEAN NO PIE
this means war...
Granted but the jenie wont come out


I wish i had 3000 rubles

granted but it falls on top of you

i wish i could be president

rubles cant crush a person... its money and 3000 rubles is like 70 euros so whatever
Granted but you lose the election

i wish for 70 euros

granted but you lose it

i wish i could catch an alien

Granted but a dalek and it destroys you

I wish I had a tardis

granted but it will blow up around 26/06/10

i wish i had £1,000,000

Granted but its all fake (too easy)


how about this ... i wish for a blue police box from the 1960's

Granted but its covered in horse crap that won't come off.

I wish for a wish

granted but i take it and use it

i wish for infinite wishes

granted but none of them come true


i wish for a jiraci to make my wishes come true

granted but butler uses to awaken groudon

i wish i had a wish that doesn't backfire

granted but it will frontfire if u wish too hard

i wish i was green

granted but you turn into a vegetable

i wish i was on who wants to be a millionaire