Ruin a wish

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very simple game

someone wishes for something - the next user grants the wish but with a negative side effect

example

ANON: i wish for some money
ANON 2: granted but it's all fake
i wish i won the lottery
ANON 3: granted but you lose your ticket

get the idea i'll start

i wish i was immortal

granted but you break it easily

i wish i was invisible

granted but you get tar and feathers on you and are unable to get it off. This causes your body to become visible.
I wish I had a better video camera

granted but you break it when you take a picture

i wish i had a time machine

granted but like you said to me before you become trapped in the time of dinosaurs lol.
I wish I could wish for something and no one would make it bad in anyway. XD

granted but noone makes it better only worse

i wish i could use kamehameha

granted but instead of blasting it forward the recoil of it sends you flying into the stratosphere and then space.
I wish I had another masterball in my pokemon game

granted but it doesn't work

i wish sturx doesn't forget to make a wish

granted but that wish is in hopes that you don't make a wish.
I wish you don't make a wish. XD

granted but i will below

i wish we had 100,000 posts

granted but we get hacked

i wish i was a dinosaur

granted but you can't adapt to life here and die

i wish i was a yugioh card

granted, but you are a thousand eyes idol. No affect, no attack, and no defense. Your owner doesn't have polymerization.
I wish I had a coke club code for a 50 dollar certificate.

granted but you forget and lose the code

i wish i roundhouse kick someone

wish granted but you can't reach my face because I'm too tall. Your leg breaks on contact.
I wish I had a wacom tablet X.X

Granted, but you drop it in a tub of water.

I wish I was a better spriter than Arkeis. (If you don't know who that is, he's pretty much a REALLY REALLY good spriter)

granted but you're only good at ditto sprites

i wish i can do spriting

Wish granted but the sprites you can do are: A ball, and a square.
I wish I practiced my banjo more

granted but you play it out of tune and you annoy the neighbours

i wish i was on a motivational poster

Granted but it says your lame

I wish I wasn't fat

granted but only for 1 day

i wish that when i eat chocolate then i grow muscles like popeye does when he eats spinach