Link-o-word!

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In this game you make a word and then the next person connects a word to that word. I will make the basic details of a character.
The character: Name:???(make one up) Items: scooter, buzzsaw, golf club, nintendo DS.
Example:
Post1:The
Post2: boy
post3: ate
post4: muffins
Other rules:
1.)You cannot kill of the main character.
2.)HAVE FUN!
I will start:
The....

walked off, the monkey then.............

got a shotgun then......................................

the cat jumped on him afterwards..............

and the dog jumpped on the cat and killed it but the monkey...........

managed to survive and shoot the dog but.......................

Another dog appeared, and....

it got shot by the monkey too. The first dog's owner got.................

mad and took the gun away from the monkey and......................

she shot the monkey, luckily her dog had.............

its lunch which was..........
(I thought we couldn't kill the main character)

(yea that was correct)

afterwards it ran back to it's owner who..............

continually beat the dead monkey.....

and then she dropped it in a river, after she done that..............