RPG Battle

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Just battle with fake attacks. Make sure to use a sign that is role play. Like *, or -, or "


I'll start

*enters arena*

*I grapple the rocket and swing directly at silver. I then stay grappled. The rocket blows up near silver but not on him directly and then I follow with a sword to the face.*

*"link lets go and kill silver together"*

*mario just broke a smash ball and attacks silver in unison with link*

*"after I smashed your face into the wall and powned you?! OK!" silver is still recovering from the last attack*

*mario eats a super mushroom and grows twice the size of the empire state building.*

*I ride on top of marios hat so epicly looking into the distance. Silver is but an ant on the ground.*

*mario uses a mushroom stacker hack and eats another super mushroom and grows 3x more larger.*

*I throw a bomb from atop marios hat and it lands directly on silvers head exploding instantly*

*"I am so huge, I am unstoppable" mario smashes silver out of existence with his size 1,000,000,025 shoes.*

*and just to make sure he doesn't come back I kill his other summoned familiars and destroy any time machines in the arena with My bombs*

*mario looks up in the sky and notices a star, he reaches out is hand for the star and eats it. mario begins to glow and explodes into a million micro marios killing link in the process.*

*sorry my dunames dark witch plays a time machine bringing me back to life to when i re-entered the arena*
* i then summon ike, he breaks a smash ball and uses great aether on link, mario, sturx and sgt. kurimon, then dunames dark witch uses valhalla arrow on you all and the illusory gentleman uses spectral mist blinding you temporalily*

dude I KILLED ALL of your familiars! They are gone! POOF out of the arena!

*the micro marios meld together into captain falcon and drove away to prepare for another battle.*

they revived themselves, back to the battle

*i equip my soldiers with 3 ODE (one death evasion) counters*

WITH WHAT?! I killed them! How could they revive themselves if they can't do anything when they're DEAD? lol
dude you should have posted more if you wanted to stay alive

i was watching anime, besides i used revives on them, then i returned to the arena using another time machine - (and they are not in the arena until they are activated, so you can't use bombs on them) - back to the battle

*and just so they can revive themselves i equip them with 3 ODE (one death evasion) counters and 1 ADIR (after death instant revival) counter*

*out of the sky, captain falcon come crashing down with a falcon kick on to the head of silver causing a massive explosion destroying all of silvers summoned familiar (ghosts) and destroy any remanning time machines in the arena and making it so the were never even invited and their concept was never conceived. he than transforms into chuck norris.*

you can't do that my time machines are trap cards (have you heard of yugioh) and i revived my soldiers so they aren't ghosts

*i click edit undo on that post, kirby then enters the arena, breaks a smash ball and cooks, captain falcon, sturx, and sgt, kurimon*

*i remove 1 ODE counter of all my soldiers so they avoid death*

Fine *The ghost ship from phantom hourglass returns! Out of a hole if the fabric of reality and takes Silvers remains into an alternate demension before the death counters are activated. They wake up in the alternate dimension trapped on the ghost ship forever and all eternity, unable to ever escape!*

But time machines are not even a concept any more and the explosion killed all your familiars including the ghosts.

they aren't ghosts!!! - i revived them when i re-entered the arena, and they can't die 2 more times because of their ODE counters

*i click edit undo on that post and before the ghost ship arrives i blow it up with a rocket launcher*

DUDE STOP GOD MODDING *I edit your post so that you undoing my post never happened!*

Captain F. turned into Chuck Norris

*chuck norris kicks kirby so hard he is sent to another dimension that does not exist.*

*ok ok then, i call on jorgen von strangle, and he uses a magic beam on everyone in the arena, so we can't use magic*