Ruin a wish

very simple game

someone wishes for something - the next user grants the wish but with a negative side effect

example

ANON: i wish for some money
ANON 2: granted but it's all fake
i wish i won the lottery
ANON 3: granted but you lose your ticket

get the idea i'll start

i wish i was immortal

granted but your head falls off


I wish for my ds back

granted but it is broken and you can't play it

i wish for a ray gun

Granted but theres no power source for it


I wish for a time machine

granted but its messed up and it takes you back in time 2 seconds ago and it blows up

I wish for 5 dollars.

granted but its counterfiet


i wish for a rooble

granted but I didn't know what that was so nothing happened when I said alakazam.

I wish for lol's.

Granted but theres nothing to laugh at


i wish for a pet dirt clod

granted but it blows dirt in your face and your eyes fall out

I wish for 4 eyes.

granted but where would the extra two go?


I wish for a pie

granted

i wish for _

Granted, but you die.

I wish for the best avatar EVAR

granted but it will have a crazy eye


i wish i was a mod

crap... thats good
Granted but there are no positions open

I wich i knew what 42 meant

granted but u must forget in 1 hour

i wish i cud fly

granted but you have no wings

i wish to own a 42" plasma TV

granted but theres no plug


i wish pokemon were real

granted but only magikarps were real

i wish to catch a giant fish and sell it

granted but u only make £1

i wish i was super sexy

no double posting

granted but - noone loves you

i wish i had a million pounds

sorry

granted but it burns after 2 minutes

i wish i new all the rules for this forum propelly

granted but they change after you know them properly

i wish i was a god

u didnt make a wish

i did make a wish i edited it - time to ruin my own wish

granted but you're the god of magikarps

i wish i went on who wants to be a millionaire