Vending Machine v1.0

Insert something in to the vending machine, and what comes out?

Example:

*Inserts a tortilla*

Out comes a burrito!

*Inserts a cow*

Out comes a milkshake!

*Inserts...*

etc.

*Inserts a poop can*
What comes out?

*out comes a tin can*

*inserts a CD*
what comes out

Out comes a DVD!

*Inserts a wireless mouse*
Btw, you don't have to write "what comes out" here

pieces of jun come out.

*inserts a Lugia*

Ho-Oh comes out.

*inserts a Pikachu plushie*

stuffing comes out

*inserts Ian*

Cyndaquil comes out.

*Inserts a smiley.*

Out comes eyes.......

*inserts a chicken*

An omelet comes out.

*inserts his iPod*

out comes an iphone

*inserts a hawk*

out comes my soul

*inserts my soul*

*out comes a salamence

*inserts a salamence

Out comes a graham cracker.

*inserts Selena Gomez*

*out comes a busker

*inserts zac efron

out comes.... uh...... maybe if you turn it sideways.... uh........ give it a cane....uh....

You know what? I don't know what the hell that is


*inserts a pikachu*

Out comes THUNDERSHOCK!!!!!

*Inserts a kitteh*

Out comes a Funny Cat Video from YouTube!

*Inserts a quarter*

*out comes dog poo

*inserts cow manure

out comes flowers

Inserts a burger

*out comes a cow

*inserts a pig

Out comes a turkey sandwich.

*Inserts a Salamence*

*out comes me (silversalamence10)

*inserts a blaziken

Out comes a Cyndaquil, with me flying after it saying "COME BACK CYNDA!!!!"

*inserts a cookie*

*out comes milk

*inserts a million pounds

Out comes 1,000,001 lbs.

*Inserts purple candy*